The BEDA program in Spain just gave this guy authority over the English language in one small unfortunate primary school in Madrid. I don't expect anyone else to stumble across this blog other than my parents occasionally to make sure that I am alive, but if you are one of those unlucky few, apologies.

Getting Started...

“...I had grown accustomed to life being interesting and adventure ridden and, rather childishly, I refused to believe that this must necessarily come to an end and that the rest of my life should be a sort of penance for all the reckless, irresponsible, and immensely fun things I'd done before.”
― J. Maarten Troost, The Sex Lives of Cannibals: Adrift in the Equatorial Pacific